Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did one plate say to the other?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is the biggest ant in the world?