What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which state is the cleanest?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?