What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call a short cow?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which former US President was always cold?
When do mice play every day?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?