What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?