How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is the most adorable season?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?