How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What animal floats best?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?