Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do religious school children practice sports?