What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?