What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?