What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the foal cough?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do elves learn in school?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?