Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?