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What's E.T. short for?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do fish use for glasses?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?