What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
When do cows get tired?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How do you talk to a giant?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?