Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?