Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How do you arrest a pig?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?