Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Which big cat never tells the truth?