Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How did the tree get lost?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?