Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do snowmen get information?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?