What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
What kind of bird can write?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?