Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where does breakfast live?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?