What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Hey, boo.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
