Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why was the man stuck at the party?