What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What condiment has wings?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do you compliment a cat?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?