What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How does dinner smell?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?