What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How do you compliment a cat?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?