What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How was the wedding?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?