What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do cats wear to work?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What is blue and not heavy?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?