How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why are trees always so positive?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do you grill cheese?