How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do fish do at parades?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call octopus twins?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How can you farm during the winter?
What bird is always sad?
What is the strongest animal?
What game can you play while eating dinner?