What is a whale's favorite sport?
Beach-ed volleyball.
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How do you raise a baby elephant?