What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
How do horses navigate at night?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?