What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's the friendliest national park?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do cows always add to their salad?