What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How is life like toilet paper?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?