Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Well, I won't be the one to spread it!
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which singer could always break a five?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What math figure is also in the band?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How was the wedding?
What fish sings the best?