How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What animal loves Indian food?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do you make a bandstand?