What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How do you talk to a giant?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What are baby potatoes called?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...