What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?