What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How long will dinner be?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?