Why was the musician arrested?
He was in treble.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?