Why was the musician arrested?
He was in treble.
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?