Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
How do chickens leave the highway?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What school subject really rocks?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Who invented fractions?
When do mice play every day?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?