What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Do you think I have crow's feet?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?