What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
The Lord of the Wings.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?