What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
The Lord of the Wings.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do math teachers eat?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Do dads always snore?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?