Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?