Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
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What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are cause and effect so close?