Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How did the vampire start his letter?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How do you talk to a giant?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?