What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
It's Crowded!
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?