What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Families are like fudge.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the whale cross the road?
When do cows get tired?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?