What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What style of music weighs the most?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is a mom's favorite game?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do bees get to school?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?