What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
Which family member is always relieved?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do fish use for glasses?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do goats and moms have in common?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?