What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?