What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
How do bears keep cool?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?