What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do you make a cow float?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?