What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?