What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Air buds.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where does breakfast live?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?