Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do hamsters come from?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?