What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Hey there, bud!
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do fleas travel?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?