What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
It's Crowded!
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What table can you never sit at?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?