What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why do crabs never give to charity?