What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?