Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How does the sun listen to music?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?