Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?