How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's E.T. short for?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?