How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the frog have a long face?