Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do bees say in the summer?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which animal will never go bald?
What is the strongest animal?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why didn't the melons get married?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?