Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?